the joys of POF

So for those of you who don't know, there is this dating website called Plenty of Fish aka POF. At first it sounds like a great idea to join, especially if your a busy gal and live in a pompous city where know one interacts with each other and is cliquey *cough Vancouver coughh*. Anyways this information is WRONG. POF is basically adult friend finders little cousin. Its basically a hook up site. It is a great way to meet people to bang, because after all, we all have needs ;), but do not join this site if you are looking for a relationship. Anyways, I'm kind of debating joining POF again just to get some material for my blog :P hhehehehee. I made it once before, and I actually dated a this guy from it, but it didn't last long. Here was one dealbreaker convo. I was studying for philosophy and decided to text him and see whats up

me "so how do you feel about euthanasia"

guy" well if a person is dispelled they have a right to die"

me" sorry dispelled (thinking in my head, wtf kind of harry potter sorcery is going on/?)

guy "you know if a person is handlecap"

me "handlecap?"

"you know a person in a wheelchair"

me" WTF!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaah! like first of all. dispelled he meant disabled, and handlecap he meant handicap. this is wrong in sooo many ways! somebody needs the phonic learning system.

so moral of this blog, POF does not have the best quality people hahahaha. but makes for good blog material!

I finally found Jesus

So as promised, here is a hilarious screenshot of a convo with a random guy. I just think it's so funny, like if you aren't trying to be a perv, dafuqqqqq you asking a booty pic for? #smh 

I really want to loose weight but I can't stop eating cookies. Especially Chips ahoy rainbow cookies and presidents choice cookies. Also now that its the holidays, I will not be able to resist all the delicious cookies FML #firstworldproblems #cookies

So now that I have sort of figured out how this blog thing works I just cannot wait any longer to post up a funny dating story! So I met this guy through a friend and we went on one date. During the whole date he kept making remarks like "Oh if I was your boyfriend, I wouldn't get mad that you have so many guy friends" and "If I was your boyfriend, I wouldn't get mad at everyone staring at you" Pretty much the theme of the date was "If I was your boyfriend..." all on the first date! I couldn't help but think about Ron Burgandy the whole time

pretty sure I was making that face the whole time too! After the date I knew I wasn't interested, so I didn't really reply to his messages anymore. I guess he couldn't handle being ignored, because he literally stared having a conversation with himself over text. It went like this

"Hi Carla how are you?"

no response

"Oh today I'm good"

no response

"I'm going to work today"

No response

"I hope I have a good day at work today"

No response

"today work was great"

and they say girls are needy? Well hell guys are just as needy too. LOL. When I figure out how to post screenshots from my phone I will post one of this convo.

Ok my first blog post is just going to be me trying to figure this shit out hahahaha

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