Fireworks and a fashion show

So back in Grade 11 I was at the fireworks at English bay in the summer time. After the fireworks were over, I remember me and my friends stuck around the beach area in hopes to get LG drunk on the beach. haha! Then all of a sudden this random black guy comes up to me decked out in a sweatsuit that was black and red zebra print and says to me...

"GURL! I'm really feelin' YO style!!! ;)

Now I really had no idea what to say back to him. One because I was 17 and hadn't been introduced to creeps yet. Two because I was pretty certain I was at the fireworks and not a fashion show and three, what does a man wearing a warm, red zebra sweatsuit in the middle of July know about fashion?

#bestpickuplines #fashionforward

a creeper can make anything preverted

me " i like swimming" 

creeper " oh damn girl dont get me all imagining you in a bikini  "

....well that escalated quickly

PS. I have so many fucking stories to tell, but I havent had time to write them. I promise I will post more stories soon!